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You notice a new white tundra next to you at a light and you hear Iron Maiden blasting and a Insane Clown Posse sticker across the rear Window. Light turns green and you notice the driver is a much older Puerto Rican lady, the flag hanging from the mirror is the give away with a crew cut ala Mullet. The kicker was the bumper sticker; Lesbians, the original organic diet.