mans best friend

A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house:

'Talking Dog For Sale.'

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he asks 'So, what's your story?'The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. ''I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.''Then I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.'Ten dollars,' the guy says.'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?''Cos he's a bloody liar. He never did any of that shit!

Hey Mr Obama

Mr Obama when you decide to give MPS money for new building make one a prison. What is wrong with the liberals that run this pile of crap school system. There was yet another fight at Bradley Tech; once a great Milwaukee school.
Police ended up in the fight to break up hundreds of students. One officer was punched in the face by a female student. Guess how the ball less turds at MPS responded to the news. " We understand the severity of the fight however we still had hundreds of kids that stayed in class during the ordeal and no weapons were found." Holy shit how else could you skate around the issue of hundreds of kids fighting in school and dozens of Police officer called to the seen with 17 arrest made and 54 students ticketed. Did you also know MPS prides itself in having 4 College preparatory High Schools. So I guess the other schools are State Prison preparatory, Federal Prison prep and plain old in and out of the City/County Jail Preparatory.

Paging Mr Hutton, Mr Hutton

Remember the good ole days when you were taught to live hand to month and not just to get your hands out. I really wish EF Hutton was still around for people to listen to. Today we have Boyrock Obama and every time he talks the market shits another out 300 points because they know his plan is full of shit and will create very little help in the near future. I hope he gets laryngitis for at least three weeks so the market can come back a bit.

media drunk still

Odd that boyrock is trying to holding CEO pay to 500,000 to wall street companies that got government money. Well six movie studios got 325 million in the last bailout. When is he going to get all his famous friends in line and hold their per movie pay to 500,000 a film, instead of 20 million a picture like it is today. Plus there are millions and millions more in the next package for the movie studios. This is almost comical he can say anything and his minions will take it as fact. I have not heard one word out of boyrock about taking away Nancy Pelosi private jet that we have been paying for since she became speaker.